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Meh.

Age 94, Male

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Posted by Tabascork - September 24th, 2010


EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO

just kidding, now get the fuck out


Posted by Tabascork - August 31st, 2010


I've been looking for ways to make some extra cash, but so far I've been cockblocked every time I find something.

I recently found out that you can make an insignificant amount of money donating blood plasma. I also found out that I'm ineligible because I take isotretinoin (Accutane) for my severe (now almost non-existent) acne. I'm almost off of the program, with one full month to go, but even after I'm off of it, I still have to wait another month for the isotretinoin to clear out of my system before I can donate.

Fuckin bullshit.

There's this nurse that's offering to pay $250 a week to shuttle her kids back and forth to school, so I think I'll take that up. That much money for that little work? Fuck yeah.


Posted by Tabascork - August 21st, 2010


They have low scores. You probably hate them. Do you know why? It's because I didn't put work into them. I just shat those last two submissions out of my ass and I'm not afraid to admit it. I promise it won't be like that with future submissions.

I'm actually doing some serious studying in traditional animation techniques in order to step up my game in the Flash Portal. I WANT to make something awesome, and I won't appear in the Portal again until I have something awesome to show. Normally, I wouldn't be able to study animation or create flash submissions, but I finally have something that I haven't had in several years: Free Time. I have a full four months to myself, and I'm going to invest that time into studying and creating better animation like a mother fucker.

I look forward to appearing on the monitors of horny 13-year-olds again in the near future.

Here's a filler video!

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Posted by Tabascork - May 25th, 2009


I haven't been on this account in so long. None of the stuff on NG was here the last time I logged on!

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